So I was on my way to the ATM machine and I realized I had forgotten my PIN number... I panicked, but then I realized that it's not worth worrying about. Life is too short. We could get hit by an ICBM missile tomorrow or find out that I've tested positive for the HIV virus. So instead I got some KFC chicken, listened to some NPR radio on the way home, then read some DC comics. But then I got an alert on my LCD display: ""Are you putting enough in your IRA account?"" What was I doing? I'm no geni…