I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler.

The Bubba Joke--long Bubba is talking to his friend in a bar and boasts to his friend that he knows everyone in the world. His friend, of course, doesn’t believe him. “If you know everyone in the world, name everyone in this bar.” Bubba proceeds to name everyone—Joey, Rachel, Sam, Johnny, Bart, until everyone is named. His friend is impressed, but then says, “Well, you may know everyone here but you can't know everyone—how about Clint Eastwood? Bubba claims he does. So they go to Clint Eastwood…

A sensitive man... Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning. Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt to save him with CPR, but there is a large hole in his skull that the blood keeps squirting out of, and he dies. Bill says 'Someone needs to tell Steve's wife'. Joey says 'I'll do it, I'm very sensitive'. Joey goes off, then a few hours later comes back with two cases of beer. Bill asks 'Whe…

Men are very sensitive.. Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning. Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt to save him with CPR, but there is a large hole in his skull that the blood keeps squirting out of, and he dies. Bill says 'Someone needs to tell Steve's wife'. Joey says 'I'll do it, I'm very sensitive'. Joey goes off, then a few hours later comes back with two cases of beer. Bill ask…