If you ever see a tweet that says "www@google.com", that's my grandma trying to use the internet. Leave her alone.

My grandma talks a lot of shit for someone who still uses a flip phone.

Caller: Is Mr. Rock available? Me: Yeah, hold on. *hands phone to 5yo* Me: It's grandma, buddy. Tell her about Caillou.

Don't hand me the phone Don't hand me the phone Don't hand me th-HIIIIII GRANDMA I'M GOOOOOD...