😄 What I say: Get dressed Brush teeth Get in the car What my kids hear: Have a snack Shriek like monke...

What I say: Get dressed Brush teeth Get in the car What my kids hear: Have a snack Shriek like monkeys Open 3 umbrellas indoors Go poop

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