I wonder if Jesus would have been as popular if his name was Eric.

I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid.

What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?""

I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died... For inspiration