When other parents at the playground ask me things about my baby I say, "I don't know. I just kidnapped her."#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier.#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp