There's three cop cars in the parking lot of my gym. This might be my last Tweet for a little while.#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole#Driving#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cop: What happened? Me: A Smart Car hit one of those little Fiats. Cop: Can you describe the accident. Me: Adorable?#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Is that a cop behind me? No, just a car with a bike rack. Or maybe it's an undercover cop with a bike rack? -Weed#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp