An African man walks into a bar . .goes up to the bar, and tells the barman ""Great news! My wife just gave birth! the kid weighs 10ibs!"" ""Wow that's incredible, 10 ibs? have a round on the house!"" The next day the same African man comes into the bar again, and tells the barman the kid now weighs 5 ibs. "" . . .Wait"", says the barman ""How's that possible? Yesterday you said he weighed 10ibs"" ""Oh, . .oh no that's before we circumcised him""

Courtesy of my daughter on her 13th birthday: A man woke up in the hospital, a full inch shorter than when he went in. The doctor walked in and said “Great news! The kidney transplant was a complete success!”

Two ships crash into each other on a densely foggy day on the ocean. The two captains (a man and a woman) wind up in the same hospital and they fall in love. They give up their sailing careers to raise a family. When the wife was almost ready to give birth, they decided it would be really sweet if their child chose a career that would be helpful in preventing seafaring tragedies like the one they experienced. On the day their child was born, the husband was too nervous to be in the delivery…

A man comes home from work one day... A man comes home from work one day and says to his wife ""Great news honey