Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.#Ian#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Genie: "You have 3 wishes." Ian: "I wish for everyone to be equal." Genie: "Okay. You have no wishes."#Ian#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ian: "I'd like to report my guide dog missing." Cop: "Right. When did you last see him?" Ian: "I've never seen him."#Ian#Animals#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[in Starbucks] "It's Ian with one i". "We only need your first name Mr Wivwanaye".#Ian#Mr Wivwanaye#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp