Winky A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview. ""Looking at your resume, I can see that you're more than qualified,"" says the interviewer. ""Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you."" ""But wait,"" says the man. ""If I take two aspirin, I stop winking."" ""Then show me,"" replies the interviewer. So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in al…

A Winking Salesman! A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview. "Looking at your resume, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer. "Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you", adds the interviewer. "But wait", says the man. "If I take two aspirin, I stop winking". "Then show me", replies the interviewer. So the guy reaches into his pants pocket an…

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Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."