I hope this becomes the first thing that shows up on Google for University of Arizona. The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the st…

On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking... *"Let's play a game"* - he suggests. The woman ignores him. *"To make it interesting"* - he continues - *"if I answer incorrectly to your question, I'll pay you $50. If you answer incorrectly to my question, you pay me $5."* The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the first question. *"What is the distance between Earth and the Moon?"* The woman hands him $5. Now it's her…

I hope this becomes the first thing that shows up on Google for University of Arizona. The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of…

> पत्नी ने पति से पूछा- अच्छा यह बताओ कि तुम मूर्ख हो या मैं ?पति- (शान्त मन से) प्रिये ये बात तो सब लोग जानते हैं कि तुम अत्यन्त तीव्र बुद्धि की स्वामिनी होइसलिए यह कभी हो ही नहीं सकता कि तुम किसी मूर्ख व्यक्ति से शादी करोइतना कहते ही पति को मिल गया राष्ट्रपति पुरस्कार....> टीटू- दुनिया का सबसे बड़ा त्योहार कौन सा है? शीटू- घरवालीटीटू- मतलब? शीटू- और क्या, हफ्ते में 3-4 बार तो मनाना ही पड़ता है.Holi Jokes: होली पर हंसने-गुदगुदाने और ठहाके लगाने के लिए पढ़ें ये वायरल चुटकुल…