😄 Mechanic: the front shocks are shot. Did you hit a pothole? Me: yes but I winced, patted the dash & ...

Mechanic: the front shocks are shot. Did you hit a pothole? Me: yes but I winced, patted the dash & said I was sorry so it can't be that.

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