[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] "He's still sleeping."

I want to see a documentary about Morgan Freeman that is narrated by wild animals.

COWORKER: Wanna come to my NYE party?! ME: Aww... I would, but I already have plans. MORGAN FREEMAN: He did not have plans.

Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder.