Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving "costume" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims.

My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.

Running into someone from high school that got fat is better than Christmas.

You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school.