A middle school in Oregon According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirrors leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all thes…

A Small Man Goes to Oregon to become a Lumberjack The Small Man walks up to the Foreman and says, ""I want a Job as a Lumberjack"" The Foreman says, ""How big are you?"" Small Man ""Five Foot-Four Inches and 90 pounds"" Foreman ""No chance; you are far too small to be a Lumberjack on my Crew"" Small man replies ""But I'm the best Lumberjack in the World"" Foreman ""How do you figure?"" Small Man ""I have years of experience working in the Saharan Forest"" Foreman laughs ""You idiot, the Sahara i…

The Oregon Problem The latest opinion-type poll Says Oregon's out of control Football - U of O Marijuana - you know Both of them got ""smoked in a bowl""

Good thing there isn't a standoff between the Oregon militants and the government. Fox News would probably have a stroke trying to figure out which it supports more: Use of military force against citizens or anti-government white men with rifles.