Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch..

[inventing trees] Angel: what purpose do they serve? God: cats climb em Angel: can they climb back down? God [inventing the fire dept]: nope

John's Interview When John went in for an interview at ABC company, he was hired after a very brief interview. A little skeptical at first, John asked the company representative a few questions. It went like this: ABC: Trust me, this company could really use someone new John: If there is too much work, I'm going to quit... ABC: We'd NEVER let something like that happen John: Do employees get every Saturday and Sunday off? ABC: That's a granted. John: Are employees required to work overtime witho…

I'm on holiday visiting the math dept. at Univ. of Manchester, England. I guess I'm an Alan Turist.