Officer there's nothing in my trun.. [hundreds of dead tamagotchis fall out. The younger cop vomits]

You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body.

Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human

I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer.