China's number 1 brand of Protein? I-Whey-Whey

Have you heard that China's panda project is disastrously failing? All of the pandas are dying of pneumonia. It's causing pandaneumonium.

What is China's favorite ice cream flavor? Licorice

A Concerned Chinese General One day, Fang Changlong became nervous about the location of China's navy ships. He voiced this concern to the president, Xi Jinping, and said, ""I'm worried about our ships in the south. There's a path that's too narrow, and may lead to the destruction of our fleet, if we aren't careful."" Xi understood his reasoning, but felt confident in his men nonetheless. He responded, ""It might be a challenge to fit all through, but they will be fine."" Still unsure, Changlong…