What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius? Fur Elise

Two mentally disabled patients John and Elise were both patients in a mental hospital.. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Elise promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Elise's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stabl…

New Girlfriend (19) (*pensively*): Hmmm, I guess things are really getting serious between me and my girlfriend, uh, Elise, because I just added the song ""Fur Elise"" to my favourites playlist. (*lightheartedly*): I mean, I don't even particularly like that song.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise