Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself. He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hours tuning the grand piano to perfection, collected his fee and left. A couple of days later, the customer calls Mr. Opporknockity and inform…

Bob Barker was dedicated to getting pets spayed and neutered Say what you want but that took alot of balls

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean? Bob Barker

Oh my god, did you hear Bob Barker died? He was hit by a BRAAAANNDDD NEEEEWWWW CAAAAAARRRRR!