*wakes from a dead sleep* SHOULDN'T RED BULL GIVE YOU HORNS?

My favorite hillbilly joke. Everett goes to his kitchen in the morning to make coffee and looks out his window. He sees his neighbor, Red Neckerson, in his yard, having his way with Everett's pet goat. Everett calls the sheriff and the sheriff arrests Red, charging him with bestiality, indecent exposure, and trespassing. Red asks the sheriff to recommend an attorney to defend him. The sheriff says that since they live in a small town, there are only two choices - the expensive lawyer, who will c…