Wife: Valentine's day is right around the corner. Me: No worries, so is Wal-Mart.#Valentines#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time.#Valentines#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife wants to go on a romantic date for Valentine's Day so I guess I'll stay home with the kids.#Valentines#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Every year on Valentine's Day, I put a smile on my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree.#Valentines#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife I thought that was an awesome trade#Valentines#Marriage#Holiday#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp