I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible.#Work#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out#Work#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Want some of my nachos? Coworker: I don't like nachos. Me: Hello 911, what's consider premeditated murder?#Work#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.#Marriage#Work#Holiday#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[interview] So what's a personal strength? "Honesty." And a failing? "I murder people who don't hire me."#Work#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp