A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed..... She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye. ""What's the matter, dear?"" she whispers as she steps into the room.... ""Why are you down here at this time of night!?"" The husband looks up from his drink, ""It's the 2…

My dad's favorite joke 3 guys are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. They grab as much of their supplies as they can carry and start walking. The first guy turns to the second guy and says ''I brought all our food cause you can't grow anything in the desert.'' The second guy replies ''I brought all our water cause it doesn't rain in the desert.'' The third guy is slowly trailing behind. The two guys ask ''Hey what are you doing?'' Dragging the car door behind him the third gu…

A night at the temple A man is traveling through the country and his car breaks down. He gets out and walks for miles and miles, and the first sign of civilization he sees is an old temple. He goes inside and asks the monks if he can use their phone. The head monk tells him ""We have no phone - and it is already getting dark. If you like, you may stay the night with us and tomorrow some of our brothers will walk you into town. Not having many other options, the man agrees and he is given a modes…

Love and Marriage? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' …