Right now the parents of the kid who climbed Trump Tower are thinking "Damn I knew we shouldn't have given him that REI gift card"

Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building.

Amazing how easily that guy scaled Trump Tower. Thank God u can't get suction cups in Mexico cause then wall idea would be really stupid.

What did Donald Trump say to the guy who immolated himself in front of Trump tower? ""You're fired!""