Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.

Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?

'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC

Friend said I should try new KFC sandwich. I suggested we cut out the middleman & hook me up to an IV of chicken fat.