The hardest part about having an ugly child is lying to them when they ask you if you love them.#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier.#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp