"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls

MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW