Sole Survivor A rescue team arrives at the site of a crashed airplane to find only a single survivor. The rather haggard-looking man is found while chewing on a bone, with a rather large pile of human bones next to him. The rescuers are shocked. ""You can't judge me for this,"" the man says defensively. ""I did what I had to survive!"" The leader of the rescue team says, ""But Jesus Christ, man... your plane only went down yesterday.""

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Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?" "No." "Why not, sir?" "Because, it would make my rabbi sad."