No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.#Doctor#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young!!#Doctor#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car.#Driving#Doctor#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.#Doctor#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*walks into hospital carrying baby* "What's your return policy on this thing?"#Doctor#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp