😄 This lady on the train has that raspy, cigarette, alcohol, at death's door kinda voice. I'ma see if ...

*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*

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God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die

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If there isn't an open bar at my funeral then count me out, I'm not going!

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[quietly opens a beer] Funeral Director: seriously?! Me: oh sorry [reaches into cooler and hands him one]

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