😄 "I bought a new car!" Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay? "Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a...

"I bought a new car!" Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay? "Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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