A plane was once flying over an island.. A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot's voice: “Ladies & Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you'll see an engine on fire. If you look on the left side, you'll see a wing on fire. And if you look down, you'll see me and my co-pilot in parachutes, waving at you. This is a recording.”

I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.

God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell.