A warehouse manager was sent to HR for disciplinary action, but he swore he was innocent "I ain't done nothing! They after me for 'cultural insensitivity,' and I haven't done nothing!" The HR lady frowned. "Multiple witnesses overheard your insensitive words, but please explain your side of the story." "In the warehouse forklift drivers are assigned to use the outward lane or the inward lane," the warehouse manager explained. "Larry Whites was on the outward forklift lane, and I saw Jamal Ja…

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever

Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless