[Mary Magdalene, in bed with someone else after Jesus dies] Him: You said his name again.#Mary Magdalene#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Jesus is resurrected after 3 days] Mary Magdalene: I KNOW YOU SAW MY TEXTS#Mary Magdalene#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus: *resurrected* Mary Magdalene: I have a boyfriend.#Mary Magdalene#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus? She heard about his second coming#Mary Magdalene#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
एक सज्जन तो इतने आत्मनिर्भर हो गए हैं कि...... बीवी का खराब मूड देख खुद से अपने आप को 4 बेलन मार लेते हैं। ...#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp