"Your name is Duck?" It's Doug. "Yeah. Duck" Doug. "Duck?" DouGGG "Got it. Duck" Go fuGG yourself "Haha. Classic Duck"

Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting

My pet dog named Doug ran away. Now everybody calls me Doug-less. :(

Teacher: “I am young and beautiful. Doug, tell what tense it is.” Doug: “Past tense madam!”