Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.#Jeff#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend.#Jeff#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun.#Jeff#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Crocodile: "See ya later alligator." Alligator: "yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."#Jeff#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp