I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly.#Sports#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door.#Sports#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. People who watch football know about them.#Food#Sports#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Maintains eye contact with the soccer mom feeding her kid organic kale chips while giving my kid a snickers bar.#Sports#Kids#Parents#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp