"We're not so different, you and I," Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper.#Mitt Romney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth#Mitt Romney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person#Mitt Romney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*shakes self after staring at ceiling* Sorry honey, I was just thinking about Mitt Romney#Mitt Romney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002.#Mitt Romney#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp