Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!

I'm in a Japanese restaurant. I shit you not. They have a vegetable tempura appetizer called "Mushroom Cloud." I'm afraid to order it.

A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate. He asked for a taco.

I went to a Japanese restaurant and the noodles were disgusting. I guess you could say they were stone cold soba.