My mom: The liberals in California are rubbing off on you. Me: I know, it keeps getting in my hair. (silence)#California#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Oedipus was alive today he would've killed his mother for nagging and moved to California and married his father.#California#Marriage#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp