Yes hello 911, I put a smaller microwave inside a bigger microwave and now there's a wormhole in my kitchen#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp