Wife. I'm going to bed. Me. Nooo! Don't leave me alone with the fridge.#Fridge#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"weed is a gateway drug" "to what? the fridge? Hahaha" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*#Fridge#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife has the body of a 16 year old She keeps it in the fridge.#Fridge#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge? ""No, Woman, no pie.""#Bob Marley#Fridge#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why are wedding gowns white? Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge#Fridge#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp