date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA me: date: me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday

Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me

The opposite of Iceland is water water

Anti-gay preacher comes to Iceland. Locals buy all tickets to his event in Reykjavik, and then don't turn up, leaving empty arena. Class.