That awkward moment when your stormtrooper army loses a battle to a bunch of teddy bears with sticks and stones.

5yo: [crying] I teddy at home! He'll be sad that I abandoned them! Me: Want to call him & apologize? 5: You don't have his phone number.

Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it.

Once again, overheard my 13yo tell someone that I was born in the 1900s. Now I want to hide under the covers and stab all her teddy bears.