Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching. He thought, ""Hmm, I'd better see someone about this,"" and got himself to a doctor. Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, ""Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"" ""No,"" Phil said, ""it's all been alpaca lice.""

"Is Phil coming tonight?" "Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*

[meeting] Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again

Iron Man, Iron Man, does everything an Iron can Gets real hot on a mat, makes your clothes get really flat Look out! Here comes the Iron Man