You know you're in a shitty bar when the food is colder than your beer.#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Fail-proof diet: cut sugar, fats, pasta, alcohol, bread and wrists.#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Going by the amount of beer I consume I think I'm technically a vegan.#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer.#Food#Science#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp