They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait? Who put the DMV in charge of this?

I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license.

Off to the DMV. Time for new license pic. Gonna be really drunk for it. If i ever get pulled over the cop will think i always look like that

They are giving free AIDS test at the DMV. The only thing worse than waiting in line at DMV is finding out you have AIDS.