Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board

Boss: what should we call the lower cabinet in the corner that swivels? Bonnie (who hates Susan): I have an idea.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !

What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!