A joke my friend told me yesterday. A man (lets call him Joe) walks up to his friend (lets call him Jim) working on some kind of plane. ""What'cha got their Joe?"" Joe says. ""Just my new idea for a plane engine."" Jim says. ""Wad'ya mean 'new' idea, Planes Fly good already?"" Joe says, clearly confused. ""Well, I'm making a plane that runs on a very cheap, very plentiful substance. It runs on burning methane and keeps birds away with its gasses."" Jim says with a very triumphant smile on his fa…

Billy and Joe were called into the teacher's room after class. The teacher said that one of them had cheated off the other. Every single one was the same until the last one, the written response. At that point, the teacher asked, ""What was your answer Billy?"" Billy replied,"" I don't know."" ""And you Joe?"" Joe read his paper and said, ""Me neither."" Not sure if repost but I know it's pretty bad. Thought it was funny before.

Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there." Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this …